Half the sugar, twice the spice

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

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siberenze:

My name is Gambit.

wickedclothes:

Tiny Book Pendant

Keep your library close to your heart. This tiny book pendant is a perfect accessory for any real bookworm. Hung on a 19” chain. Sold on Etsy.

plastexxx:

National Geographic Magazine, May 1987, “At Home with the Arctic Wolf”.

Photos: Jim Brandenburg

Basically my favourite NGM article when I was a kid.

pleatedjeans:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff - two master assassins…

All Black Women Are Beautiful…

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

Black Guy: Stop trying to tell me that Dark Skinned-

Me: *slaps the guy* ALL BLACK WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL!

Black Guy: You mean all light-skinned-

Me: *bodyslams him* ALL BLACK WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL!

White Girl: Why not say ALL WOMEN?

Me: *summons Brandy to slap her*

White Girl: Why you gotta bring Brandy?

Me: I don’t slap women and if I can choose which woman gets to slap you, it’ll be Cinderella. 

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus