Half the sugar, twice the spice
He’s home!

He’s home!

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

captcevans:

Chris Evans commenting on old school photos on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon 

suctioning:

My sister told me she hit 100 followers on Tumblr and I was like what and she’s said you probably have never heard of Tumblr

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
dietkiller:

Apple rose tart with cinnamon spice creme patisserie by honey drizzle on Flickr.

This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there’s always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed.

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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